February 2012
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moonythemarauder:
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
no1canstopus:
why do people say ”tuna fish” when they don’t say ”beef mammal” or ”chicken bird”?
mrdad:
spends entire HD photography career taking photos of bags of Doritos and Converse shoes with a fish-eye lens
me: :(
society: turn that frown upside down
me: ):
boy: what's your name so i can look you up on facebook?
girl: Jasmine AlwaysSwaggin'NoMattaWat Jones
commanderinqueef:
jewishes1:
McDonalds is not a good way to start off the day
it’s the best way
new year's: abc family harry potter marathon family event
valentine's day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
president's weekend: abc family harry potter marathon family event
st. patrick's day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
spring break: abc family harry potter marathon family event
memorial day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
independence day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
labor day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
columbus day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
veterans day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
thanksgiving: abc family harry potter marathon family event
christmas: abc family harry potter marathon family event
i had fun once and it was awful: one of the things... →
pandacows:
one of the things that bothers me MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD is when you have a pack of starbursts and someone’s like “oh hey! can i have one?” and then since you’re a nice human being you graciously hand them one and then they do that nervous laugh and they’re like “actually…
expiredbreastmilk:
weezy, breazy, beautiful covergirl
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